For the ladies

[Bob Pacey]

The five secrets of a perfect relationship.


One. it is important to have a man who helps at home and knows how to cook, clean and has a good job.

Two. it is important to have a man who can make you laugh.

Three. it is important to have a man who you can trust and who wants only you.


Four. it is important to have a man who is a great lover and enjoys being with you.



Five

It is absolutely crucial that these four men don't know each other.



Bob

[Maureen K Clifford]

And where pray tell might one find such shining examples 1 to 4 of Australian manhood???

Comedy club, Fantasy Land - personally I would settle at the moment for one who can change lightbulbs and chase mice ,

[Bob Pacey]

Change lightbulbs and chase mice, nice combination Maussie ?


Where did you come up with that from.

Bob

[manfredvijars]

The answer's simple Mausie, hire a sparkie and get a cat ...