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Bob Pacey
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Hooker

Post by Bob Pacey » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:53 am

A couple are lying in bed on their 30 th wedding anniversary


She says " darling now that we have been married 30 years i have a secret I would like to share, For eight years before we married I was a hooker !


Somewhat taken aback he thought for a while but with some steely resolve said. " that is ok dear I can accept that and lets make the best of a bad situation how about you show me some tricks of the trade to spice up our sex life ?


No she replied you do not understand for eight years before my operation I was a Rugby Hooker for Wales !

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Re: Hooker

Post by Neville Briggs » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:50 am

Oh dear Bob. You get the order of the squishy tomato for that one. :roll: :roll: ;)
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