ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law recently when I asked if I
could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' me son said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here,dad you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you! that bloody fly never knew what hit it...

bill the old battler back in town

you won't know what's hit you Bill, if you go breaking someone's Ipad.

ipad -

too bad.

Dead fly

wouldn't cry.

Summers dread

kill 'em dead.

ipad's dead

young ones dread.

"onya" Bill

a laugh to kill.

Jim.

I wonder what the outback dunny would look like with squares of cut up ipad hanging on a nail.

TTFN

yeh Well you might be right Dave It may sing to you. There's a Red Back on the Toilet seat. or it may sing that old Elvis song
Love me tender love me sweet (and please don't hit the toilet seat )

Bill the old battler

Was that you who emailed me that joke twenty times, Bill?

Neil

nah weren't me mind you Bill is a common name

bill w