ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

The five secrets of a perfect relationship.


One. it is important to have a man who helps at home and knows how to cook, clean and has a good job.

Two. it is important to have a man who can make you laugh.

Three. it is important to have a man who you can trust and who wants only you.


Four. it is important to have a man who is a great lover and enjoys being with you.



Five

It is absolutely crucial that these four men don't know each other.



Bob

And where pray tell might one find such shining examples 1 to 4 of Australian manhood???

Comedy club, Fantasy Land - personally I would settle at the moment for one who can change lightbulbs and chase mice ,

Change lightbulbs and chase mice, nice combination Maussie ?


Where did you come up with that from.

Bob

The answer's simple Mausie, hire a sparkie and get a cat ...