ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the various social sessions over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many wines and then topped it off with a Cognac. Not a good idea.

Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but because it was a taxi, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise.

I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where I got it

You're a worry Robere

... that's an oldie Rob, but I used a bus! ...

Two points: Hey moderators, the jokes are taking over other parts of the forum!

And I can't believe you didn't at least try, Bob to shape it into some form of doggerel

ie. Well I got a little drunk
so I think I sorta thunk
that maybe I should take a taxi home

mmmmmm food for thought there Martin !


Might just work and I'm on holidays so got the time .

If this was a joke I would have put it in the joke section

Bob

Must be getting old just put my breakfast cereal into my coffee cup on top of the dregs of the last coffee OOOOhhh

Laggan Marty posted the same joke not long ago Bob - only he drove a bus. Wonder if it was the same bus Manny was on?

12/9/2011 Heather is a bit more than a little while ago talk about exageration. and i reckon he pinched it off Bill as well.


Been known to streach the truth a bit has Heather !

Who said it could not happen three times anyway


Bob

See what a good memory I have Bobbit. Did you really go looking through all the posts to find it? You should be off fishing on your holidays!

Shopping this morning fishing this arvo no luck. pokies tonight what a life !!!!!



Bob

Hey Bob if it was thieved off me what was it anyway I didn't do it