a new twist

[william williams]

here is an oldy with a new twist

A Northern Territory station hand, radios back to the station
manager.

'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the
truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front
and is wriggling and squealing so bloody much, I can't get 'im out.

The manager says,'Ok, there's a ....303 rifle behind the seat in the
rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'So what's the bloody problem na mate?' raged the Manager. '

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and
the bloody blue light won’t stop flashing..'................ullo – you
still there Boss?'
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[Bob Pacey]

oooooooooooh help please we are stuck in a time warp.



Bob

[Rimeriter]

"Ha Ha Ha". Thanks Bill.

It's a new one to me.
But I do travel at warp speed.
Jim.

[keats]

Come on people! Why not just print the whole word? The joke would be no different without the swearing. We don't need, as bush poets, to use language like that to tell a story.

Neil

[r.magnay]

....Yep, with you there Neil.... Bill, it certainly is an oldy....but I can't figure out the new twist!

[keats]

So do we actually have moderators? Taking the obscenity out won't alter the 'joke'.

[manfredvijars]

The "Jokes" section isn't available to the wider world - only to registered forum members.
I seldom venture into this section ...
Good to see the moderator network working like a well oiled machine (thanks Marty) ...

[Bob Pacey]

Bit like Julias facebook moderators Manny,

Says a lot for reading every post !


Bob

[keats]

Good on ya Marty. Thanks. And see? The poem reads no differently without it! (unfortunately )As you say, we don't need the language, and even though only members can read these posts, a great deal of those members are ladies.

Thanks for the Moderating, mate.

Neil