Another Blonde Joke

[alongtimegone]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said...

You'll love this...

I know you will...
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"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

[Bob Pacey]

At least me and Bill are off the hook now


Old farts Old jokes.


Bob

[keats]

As soon as I'm told I will love it, I know I won't. That is old fart code for corny punch line approaching. Put Bill back on! lol

Neil

[Zondrae]

She must be the girl who..

went shopping with her friend in a sports car. You know the open top ones. Well they went hunting through the sales and the first girl found a nice pair of shoes she liked but she had forgotten her purse. The shoes were on sale and she didn't want to miss them so she said to her friend , "wait here with the shoes, I'll go and get my purse.' after a little while she came back and the friend asked well, "where is your purse'. she answered, 'When I got back to the car, the doors were locked and I forgot to get the keys off you."

[Maureen K Clifford]

Very much doubt her purse would still have been there anyway