At Last

[Bob Pacey]

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.

WARNING TO US ALL!!!

Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,

and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!





Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.

It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

[r.magnay]

you clown Robere, I worked with a skinny bloke once, or twice, and he came out of the shower one time complaining about the shampoo, when I quizzed him he made the same point about the manufacturer claiming "More body!"

Oh and by the way, don't get that dishwashing liquid in your eye, it might sting!...

[Dave Smith]

And besids who wants skinny eyes.

TTFN

[alongtimegone]

Bob, have you ever thought about that word? Sham poo - as opposed to what? Real .....
Wazza

[Bob Pacey]

Yeah Ross reminds me of the time I got the vaselene mixed up with Vicks OOOOOOOOOOaaaaahhhhhh


Now that stings


Bob

[Waznme]

Did you hear about the young newly-weds who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and Putty?








All their windows fell out.


Waz

[warooa]

Windows fell out?? Oh I geddit . . . Bob mixed Vaseline with vicks so the "OOOOOOOOaaaah" was the pane

[Heather]

Is the dishwashing detergent gentle on your hands?

We don't want to know what the vaseline was for..

[Maureen K Clifford]

it's what they use on grapes Heather to turn them into 'slippery little suckers'