ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Hey Bob it’s a bit like the sheila who went to her slob of a husband and said

“What would you do If I won Lotto ?”
He answered, “I would take half and leave.”
She tells him “Fine I just won $12 so heres $6 now #$@* off.”

TTFN

PS sorry about the Language.

Is that all you get if you win Lotto. Good thing I'm not a gambler.

Love it Dave Great advice

Knew I had that one somewhere Dave

Bit rough and ready but what the heck that's how I used to practice.

THE BIG WIN

Up the pathway John strode homeward his face fair shone with glee
His look was one of happiness a joyous sight to see.
The front door he flung open and his arms stretched open wide
The gladness that filled up his heart was hard for him to hide.

To his wife he called in voices loud "Good news today you know"
"Pack your bags I've won the lotto so get your gear ready to go""
What should I pack?" his wife replied "The sand or snow, what's it to be?"
"Or for a holiday in Paris in a villa by the sea"

"I don't care what you pack" he said anything will be all right
Just make sure you've got your stuff out of my house tonight.

Bob Pacey
14/02/02

well there you go Bob that marriage was already doomed even before the Lotto win - he thought it was 'his' house not 'their home'

Yeah Bob I thought I would just put a different spin on it.

TTFN