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In Hospital.
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:25 pm
by Bob Pacey
Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my
nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell
of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?”
I'm off to the cornor
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:57 am
by Heather
Corner
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:13 am
by Neville Briggs
I suspect that the originator of that didn't feel anything from the neck up.
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:18 am
by Heather
I find it amusing that "every" man's dream of being sick in hospital involves a gorgeous young nurse with short dress leaning over them. Somehow they seem to avoid the grumpy, overworked bossy nurse
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:28 pm
by Neville Briggs
I spent a bit of time in hospital last year and the main nurse was a bloke...
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:42 pm
by Heather
There you go Bob, every man's dream come true!
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:21 pm
by warooa
Research has shown that 9 out of 10 blokes are attracted to nurses with big boobs.
The other one is attracted to the 9 blokes
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:59 pm
by Heather
Is it the "nurse" or the "boobs" that's the attraction do you think Marty?
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:42 pm
by william williams
Nurse Heather, Bob, Neville,Warooa, After spending 3/4 of a day in hospital yesterday sick as hell, I can assure you as long as they have warm hands you don't give a dam,
bill the old battler
Re: In Hospital.
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:29 pm
by Neville Briggs
Don't they say cold hands- warm heart, Willum.