Sex Life

[Heather]

Well I'm not going there if the wollies are there.....

[Bob Pacey]

Too late tickets are booked plans are underway and cannot be stopped.

We will make sure the weather for Heather and Darren as well
Will be sunny and warm as St Nicks old hell.

Relax on your boat cruise and drink Tia Maria
of if Darren likes he can drink xxxx beer.

The forum will be quiet as a mouse in its hole
a lost moderator, it's hard to console


all us lonely old souls and poor forum posters
cause Heathers gone tripping the hostess with the mostest.

( Thats a femine rhyme. )

[Heather]

Are you trying to say I drink and talk too much Bobbitt?

[Bob Pacey]

Now Heather you know I would never suggest anything of the sort.

It is just that real drinkers who can handle their grog would frown upon Tia Maria which is known to be a favourite of closet drinkers.

This spirit can cause the drinker to be prone to drastically erratic colour changes and actually demand that they be given absolute power over any other participants in any activity that they may interact with.

The paper on this subject written by the very learned professor Iavent Gotaclue is readly available on the internet but is inaccessable to most users as it can only be accessed after drinking copious quanties of mind bending beverages.

I have not yet read the full text as there is a fine line between copious and lack of consciousness and it is very hard to drink just the right amount to gat the balance correct. I have done a lot of research on this matter and am determined to persist in my efforts to obtain the correct balance that will enable me to maintain my mental stability but at the same time drift into oblivion.

Professor Robert Alan Pacey ESQ PHD BRX