The Bogan queen

[Maureen K Clifford]

Love it - I think I know her

Couple of typos you might want to fix

just wait til your dads here of this - hear might be heard better and greatest lines are enhancing
and enchanting.

Love Shania's description - she has Mums dress sense. Oh yes I do know them - What were they thinking often crosses my mind.

This is such a great poem Marty - should be placed in every Centrelink Office for perusal.
Cheers

Maureen

[Dave Smith]

Good one Marty B, They are usually a bit mouthy as well. “What are you lookin’ at d**k head.”

TTFN

[Dennis N O'Brien]

A woman at my local Centro fits this description, has two girls and two boys
but the girls are called Kelly-ope and Shardonay.
The boys both have the same name though.
I've heard her call both of them li'l bastards.

[Bob Pacey]

Did you not read the preamble Maureen.


A bit of doggeril.


Good one Marty but remember

" Beauty is is the eye if the Beer Holder "


Bob

[Maureen K Clifford]

Of course I read it Bob - but don't think the Mum here is an Alpha bitch - more perhaps an inbred mongrel so to speak, but I don't want to cast aspersions on any of the dogs I know most of them have proven to be fine upstanding and noteworthy inhabitants of this earth. who don't display their tatts flagrantly but have them discreetly inside their ear and most of them have more teeth than tatts

[Irene]

Good one Marty! Nice light start to the morning!!

[Trace]

Rundle Mall on any given day. Absolute classic Marty.

[Heather]

They're everywhere! Good one Marty, sparked up my day no end.

Reminds me of something i was told recently. One of the waitresses at work (since gone home ) is from Essex in England and she explained that apparently that was the equivalent of coming from Seymour! Seymour is a town not that far from here with all the characters (and more) described in Marty's poem.

Heather