SFB - a global disease

[Maureen K Clifford]

This is an elbow poem as Zondrae would call it - just saw this idiot with SFB aka S... for brains on the TV. Cool Dude - not

Sadly this SFB syndrome seems to be increasing on a global scale - My old Dad was often heard to say there is no cure for stupidity. I have not one ounce of sympathy for these idiots - if I saw him hit a tree driving at this speed I would walk on by...Sorry if that seems harsh but there are real people out there and these numpties are using up oxygen.

Rant over


SFB


Hey dudes look at my car it does 250 clicks an hour
and I can prove it for I have it here to see
on video – how cool is that? So now you must believe me –
oh bummer the clips ended on TV.

It seems the cops have seen it and they say the game is up,
and they will put an end to all this speeding
impound my car and crush it and slap me with a big fine,
‘twould seem a dose of smarts is what I’m needing.

But that would be too little and I now know far too late
I wish now I had listened to my Mum
and Dad when they both told me that I would end up in gaol;
having SFB I’ve now found isn’t fun.


Maureen Clifford © 12/12