Barnaby Tomato

[Bob Pacey]

He might be a big red tomato but he’s our big red tomato.
Barnaby ( Tomato ) Jones sry Joyce

When Barnaby discovered that Depp had broke the rules
and snuck his little puppies in last year .
He didn’t pull no punches and a warning did he give
“Get those two little mongrels out of here!”

If you don’t get them out mate I’ll put the buggers down
and I tell ya Johnny boy it won’t be fun.
Just because you are a movie star gives you no extra rights
our laws here are the same for everyone.

Well that started the battle and the gloves came off real quick
the slanging match was ebbing too and fro.
Well that drama played out in the courts and sorta settled down
but Johnny he just could not let it go.

It must have struck a raw nerve to have a pollie get your wick
and he felt he really had to have his say.
So now he’s safe home in America he’s started throwing bards
while Barnaby just cruises on his way.

Like a tomato that’s been inbred yeah that’s what Johnny said
and the danger is that he might just explode.
Well Barnaby just got redder and his face was glowing bright
and quickly he responded to this goad.

“I’m in his head” said Barnaby he just can’t let it go
but thanks for the exposure all the same.
I’m like his Hannibal Lecter and I pull the little strings
it‘s sending Johnny boy right off his brain.

So learn ya lesson Johnny we Aussies breed them tough
and our laws are there to keep diseases out.
So next time that you come here leave ya bloody dogs at home
cause our Barnaby Tomato has some clout.

Bob Pacey ©

[alongtimegone]

Ha ha very good ... go the Barno.

[Shelley Hansen]