My Nose Runs

Stephen Whiteside · Post by **Stephen Whiteside** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:33 pm

Yes, of course, Zondrae...

Stephen Whiteside · Post by **Stephen Whiteside** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:34 pm

Heather, my haemorrhoids are hallucinating.

Post by **Heather** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:43 pm

What about?

Stephen Whiteside · Post by **Stephen Whiteside** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:02 pm

Helium hiccoughs. Heavenly haspidistras. Horatio's hornblower. Historical hills of hocus pocus.

Stephen Whiteside · Post by **Stephen Whiteside** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:05 pm

I turned upside-down
Like they said in the ad,
But my nose just ran backwards,
And my feet still smelt really really really bad.

(Maybe my feet would smell better if they had nostrils...and weren't situated such a long distance from my olfactory cortex.)

Dave Smith · Post by **Dave Smith** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:36 pm

I was going to dive in about here but I think I will just keep reading.

Cos my eyelids are limping
and my glasses are glazing.

TTFN

ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

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