Winking is critical because he was born without eyelids. Yes really. Doctors had to perform an eyelid
transplant using his foreskin so he could 'wink'. In fact he rubs his eyelids and winks a lot - a real lot. He can't help himself. He's become a real "winker".
You sure it's not the four bikers? Logistically it would be quite the challenge Matt - but I quite like the idea of staring at breasts for an eternity ... Can I have a copy of that calendar? ...