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A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 10:48 am
by Maureen K Clifford
A ROOS TALE

There was a little kangaroo whose name was Wallyroo.
He lived out on our property. His Mum and Dad did too.
His Mother’s name was Jillaroo she was a lovely grey,
and Father Stu was a big red who hopped around all day.
Aunts Subaroo and Ularoo and a ring in they called Jenny,
were all part and parcel of this family group - there were so many.
A big male grey called True Blue, a young buck called Buckaroo
and lots of little babies playing tag as babies do.


Wally still slept in the pouch, safe and warm and cosy.
His brown eyes sneaked a look around , he'd then poke out his nosy. :lol:
When he was sure that it was safe then he would scramble out,
though always listened carefully, for Mothers warning shout.
Stu his Dad was big and strong and over six feet tall.
With muscled tail and haunches, he had no trouble at all
in jumping over fences and bounding over logs,
when he saw the shooters Ute, with its spotlights and the dogs.

He kept his family hidden in the trees through midday haze,
and in the cool of evening they would all come out to graze.
They’d while away the heat of day dozing beneath the trees,
down near the creek, where water seemed to cool the summer breeze.
They grazed across our property. Caused no trouble at all.
The sheep were not concerned and I was caught up in their thrall.
They numbered several hundred, roaming on the property
But live and let live if you can, has always worked for me.

The working dogs need feeding and our cash was pretty low.
No cash to spare for tinned meat when fresh meat was there to go.
A nice big roo would feed the dogs (if boned out properly)
for at least a week and they enjoyed some roo meat for their tea.
Occasionally we’d shoot a buck but never aimed at Stu.
Females were also out of bounds, the young and babies too.
We tried to pick the weakest out from every mob we saw
and always made a killing shot, so death was quick and sure.


So thick were roos out where we lived, carcasses on the road,
seemed to lie only yards apart, and all were indisposed.
Crow and eagle, dog and fox the odd goanna too,
acted as undertakers, doing what predators do.
To travel roads at end of day is not a good idea.
For roos are all out and about - of vehicles they’ve no fear.
They’ve not an ounce of road sense, and despite the ‘shoo roo’ gadget.
Fearlessly bound into your path. Another roos just had it.

It’s strange to think our coat of arms is now a delicacy.
Though we’d be better off to farm them. A little farm diversity.
Ecologically they don’t destroy the land like cloven hooves.
As to how the hell you’d keep them in I do not have a clue.
I doubt the day will ever come that they become extinct.
Though discussing that will never be a subject that’s succinct.
Whilst they have feed and water, they can access every day,
the darn things breed like rabbits, especially the grey.


Maureen Clifford ©

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 11:41 am
by mummsie
Good one maureen, I do enjoy the odd kangaroo steak!!!!!!
Sue

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 12:51 pm
by Neville Briggs
Maureen, I've tried sampling Skippy, it was horrible, nearly converted me to vegan.

I was intrigued that you started off on family sentiments and ended in the butcher shop. :shock: :)

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 1:21 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Oh well Neville this started off as a story I wrote for my little nieces and then it got pushed to one side and I moved out to the property and came to grips with the other side of the perceived roo problem..so whilst I love them I think we have to be honest with kids and show them the other side of the coin, but more importantly hammer home the message that when dealing with animals no matter how much you love them there is always going to be a down side..whether they be pets or wild, and that it must always be handled humanely.

We taught the kids that you never shoot a female roo because she is the breeder and may have a joey at foot that she has hidden as they do if threatened, you never shoot the dominant buck because he is the protector and we were not out to eliminate the roos from the property. If you had to shoot you went for the weakest because they would be the ones that would naturally die and most likely an awful death in the scrub. We taught them that you never killed for fun, you never took more than you could use, and you never wasted what you took. We used every part of the roo we could, even cooking down the bones with veg to make a casserole for the dogs, after we had boned out and frozen the meat. And if perchance you came across roo or goat or pig that was fresh road kill, then it would go on the tray of the ute and home. Saved us having to go hunting and was using a commodity that would otherwise have been wasted.

So basically it was a lesson in life on the land - one I am sure they all embraced.

Cheers

Maureen

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:09 pm
by Neville Briggs
And I believe that there are those ( city slickers ?) who don't make the connection.
They actually think that meat is somehow a factory produced substance coming from some sort of protein tree.
An explanation that they are dining off the carcass of an animal that has been dead for days they would find a disturbing and revolting thought. An experiment has been done that shows that this strange disconnection exists. :P

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:44 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Well the dogs didn't mind dining off of fresh road kill - we didn't and I personally have never eaten roo or even eaten/ate? any of our own lambs or sheep I mean to say how could you sit at the table and say - 'Ramesis tastes good' - my ex did though. :cry: :roll:

Poor little Ramesis got the chop because when he was ringed they missed one out of two - which meant he still thought he was ram but wasn't up to speed apparently and didn't know whether he was a whether or not - how does that work - I pleaded for him to no avail...Having said that he wouldn't probably have produced good lambs as he was a bit height challenged. Poor little bugger.

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:26 pm
by william williams
Maureen and others food is food whether you buy it in a shop or kill it your self there aint no butchers or grocery shops 300 miles from home hunger sharpens up your appitite as long as no flies, ants etc get to it so what the heck. and your belly dont mind so it don't matter. And dont cook roo fast do it slow and nearly alway shell be tender.

Bill the old battler

Re: A Roos Tale

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:38 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Totally agree Bill - it is purely a mindset - food is food - just I prefer to see them hopping rather than dropping. :lol: