ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

A note of explanation. Laurie is turning 50 in July and he didn't a party so decided on a cruise up the coast from Brisbane to Cairns and Port Douglas. But, Laurie has a scheming wife and there are now six other couples going on the great get away to help Laurie celebrate his special day. So here's a little bit of fun I've devised for us to read or sing to Laurie when he finds he is not alone with his lovely wife! Note, Laurie is a sheep farmer and bee keeper. If anyone knows Laurie, Mum's the word OK?

Heather mate I think it’s a ripper, has a real sing song feel just the job at a party. How do you plan to get on the boat unseen?

TTFN

Thanks Dave. We women are good schemers Dave - don't worry, it's all under control! Staying in different motels the night before we sail and then avoiding the birthday boy as long as possible by using mobile phones to text! By Friday night he will know some people are going but he would never suspect us.

Heather

PS Laurie's wife likes purple too - that's how we met!