I’m one of those unlucky people who constantly struggles with diets and there are some weird diets out there to be tried. I didn’t have much success with the “Water Diet” …
Water! Water! Stinkin’ water!
It should be bloody banned, it oughta’!
Ya’ shouldn’t drink the flamin’ stuff,
‘cos when ya’ drink e-bloody-nuff,
it makes ya’ put on heaps’a weight,
and that don’t make the butt look great.
My hubbie said, “Hey, Jiggle-Butt,
you really need to lose that gut!”
So now, I’m only drinkin’ water
‘cos my sweet Hubbie said I ought’a.
I suck it straight from hose or taps,
but water, it don’t fill the gaps.
I drink it till I go beserk,
this lunch of water just don't work!
I feel the need to have a chew.
Ah ha, this Cherry Ripe will do!
A Mars Bar, then a Milky Way,
with water, several times a day.
I'll tell ya’ on the shoosh and quiet -
H20’s just half me diet.
I stretch me jeans, but don’t fit in,
so chuck that water in the bin!
Although that water made me fatter,
I say, “Who cares? That don’t matter!
‘Cos chubby’s better any how -
there’s more of me to cuddle now!”
