There's no point in cleaning your gutters...
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:45 am
There's no point in cleaning your gutters...
Stephen Whiteside 26.09.2011
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I went to my gen'ral practitioner. That's what he offered to me.
I wanted a simple reversal - reversal of vasectomy,
But my wife had a tubal ligation back in 2003.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I went to the bloke who makes sails. That's what he offered to me.
I wanted to start winning races. I wanted to speed, and cut free,
But my boat, it was old, it was heavy, and sat far too low in the sea.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I went to the chap who sells snow skis. That's what he offered to me.
I wanted to ski virgin powder, then climb back up effortlessly,
But he took a quick glance at my belly, my head that said 'seventy three'.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I sought the advice of my plumber. That's what he offered to me.
"At your age, I'd not tackle either. Look at you. Seriously."
I think he just wanted my money. I do have a wobbly knee.
I slid off the roof on the weekend, and fell on my head. Heavily.
My spirit escaped from my body, and rose very confidently.
I had a good chat to St. Peter. Here's what he offered to me.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
Stephen Whiteside 26.09.2011
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I went to my gen'ral practitioner. That's what he offered to me.
I wanted a simple reversal - reversal of vasectomy,
But my wife had a tubal ligation back in 2003.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I went to the bloke who makes sails. That's what he offered to me.
I wanted to start winning races. I wanted to speed, and cut free,
But my boat, it was old, it was heavy, and sat far too low in the sea.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I went to the chap who sells snow skis. That's what he offered to me.
I wanted to ski virgin powder, then climb back up effortlessly,
But he took a quick glance at my belly, my head that said 'seventy three'.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
I sought the advice of my plumber. That's what he offered to me.
"At your age, I'd not tackle either. Look at you. Seriously."
I think he just wanted my money. I do have a wobbly knee.
I slid off the roof on the weekend, and fell on my head. Heavily.
My spirit escaped from my body, and rose very confidently.
I had a good chat to St. Peter. Here's what he offered to me.
There's no point in cleaning your gutters if your down-pipes aren't running free.
