Flash Jack
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:28 am
Flash Jack
He was known throughout the outback as Flash Jack from Mungindi
He always had a smiling face and a twinkle in his eye.
Around the local racetracks he was never seen to scowl
but to make an easy dollar, he was forever on the prowl.
The race day out at Ridgelands was the place to try your luck,
so Jack had brought his best nag in to try to make a buck.
His horse was in the main race and Jack had backed it in
and with dope had laced some sugar cubes, to make sure of the win.
Jack slipped one to his runner and was going to give him two
he almost had a heart attack as the Chief Steward came in view.
“What’s that you’re feeding to that horse”? the Chief Steward demanded
“Sugar just to calm him down” Jack calmly then responded.
Then to allay the Stewards fears, Jack popped one in his mouth to eat
“Well give me one” the Steward said, “I’ve got a tooth that’s sweet“.
Finding nothing was amiss he then walked down to take his place .
While Jack saddled up his pride and joy all ready for the race.
Jacks jockey climbed onto his mount then checked every strap and clip
“Give him his head” Jack told him, “and don’t try to use the whip“.
“But if something heads us in the straight the whip will jump him free”
“Don’t worry” Jack advised him, “It will only be the steward - or me” !
Bob Pacey ( C )
He was known throughout the outback as Flash Jack from Mungindi
He always had a smiling face and a twinkle in his eye.
Around the local racetracks he was never seen to scowl
but to make an easy dollar, he was forever on the prowl.
The race day out at Ridgelands was the place to try your luck,
so Jack had brought his best nag in to try to make a buck.
His horse was in the main race and Jack had backed it in
and with dope had laced some sugar cubes, to make sure of the win.
Jack slipped one to his runner and was going to give him two
he almost had a heart attack as the Chief Steward came in view.
“What’s that you’re feeding to that horse”? the Chief Steward demanded
“Sugar just to calm him down” Jack calmly then responded.
Then to allay the Stewards fears, Jack popped one in his mouth to eat
“Well give me one” the Steward said, “I’ve got a tooth that’s sweet“.
Finding nothing was amiss he then walked down to take his place .
While Jack saddled up his pride and joy all ready for the race.
Jacks jockey climbed onto his mount then checked every strap and clip
“Give him his head” Jack told him, “and don’t try to use the whip“.
“But if something heads us in the straight the whip will jump him free”
“Don’t worry” Jack advised him, “It will only be the steward - or me” !
Bob Pacey ( C )