me missuses concession

[william williams]

ME MISSUSES CONCESSION © by Bill Williams


“Me missus chooks, have all gone cranky, an they refuse to lay”.
“The hired helps now’s got a problem, cause she’s in the family way”.

“An me son? he’s left real fast for Darwin, that’s what the neighbors say”.
“An me! I’m sittin on the front veranda, like I do most everyday”.

“Oh lord, I’ve lots of problems, can you help me? Please I pray”.
“Me grand kids, the’re always inta trouble, when they comes here to play”.

“Chase in all mum’s bantam chicks, an now the cat! he’s run away”.
“Me fishponds gone all frothy, and the washin powders gone astray”.

“An me dog he’s hiding in the dunny, an no way he’s there to stay”.
“Hell! me grand kids caught me draught horse, will yah listen to him neigh”.

“Cause them kids they was a yellin at him, for he won’t go in the dray”.
“Me mind an body’s frazzled, an I dun know, if I’ll survive the day”.

“Hey! the kids they’ve gone real quiet while playin in the driveway”.
“So I’d better take a peek, struth! they’re playin on the roadway”.

“Hell me heart it skipped a beat, for cars were going each way”.
“Now do I shuts me mouth an say nothing, or sing out loudly, help! Mayday”.

“Well the latter won the question; an common sense took over on that day”.
“But yah see, lookin after grand kids no way, I’d rather be a brickie, workin for me pay”.

“Now me daughters gone, an taken home her kids, hell I’m glad they didn’t stay”.
“She said she’ll take them home to rest, but what about me I’d say”.

“So I’ll lay’s me down an has a snooze, so I can sleep the night away”.
“But me missus keeps me up,’sayin, they’ll be back again, next day”.

“But why that day of all days, cause yah see that days, me birfday”.
“An me missus like a bossy bitch she is, says“mindin kids won’t keep you busy all day”.

“An in the afternoon when the’ve go home, you can go down to the pub, okay”
“But missus, by the time they go back home, I’ll be too buggered anyway”.

[Heather]

Sounds like you've had a rough day Bill. At least they went home. Put your feet up and enjoy the rest of it!

Heather

[Dave Smith]

Geez Mate I'm keeping out of that one. Goodonya Bill.

TTFN

[william williams]

it's all right for you lot their comming back tomorra

Bill the old battler

[Heather]

Run Bill, Run!

[Neville Briggs]

Don't be like that Bill , remember when we used to call our English cousins
" Whinging Pommies "

[william williams]

Thats alright for you Neville. Their Poms I'm an I'm a true blue Aussie an me knees are shaking an it ain't from the cold either. An Heather I can't Run OH flammin hell is this the punishment for my miss spent youth

I'M sorry Bill will be good

[Bob Pacey]

Bill feed them gut rot all day, sugar lollies and any other sweets you can find then give them all a big drink of cordial just before they get picked up.

Revenge is sswweett.


Been there done that

Bob

[Terry]

Gee bill after reading that I'm thinking of cancelling our Canberra Trip, Grandsons 2 & 4 and I'm not broken in yet.
I wonder if my son in law and I can sneak off and wet a line somewhere - Yea I know I'm dreaming again.

Cheers Terry

[Bob Pacey]

That's the song Terry.

" Nothing But a Dreamer "

What I find it hard to believe is how much noise can come out of something so small.

My daughter in laws family all call me either Uncle or Grandad so I really do not know how many I've got ????





Bob