me missuses concession
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:23 pm
ME MISSUSES CONCESSION © by Bill Williams
“Me missus chooks, have all gone cranky, an they refuse to lay”.
“The hired helps now’s got a problem, cause she’s in the family way”.
“An me son? he’s left real fast for Darwin, that’s what the neighbors say”.
“An me! I’m sittin on the front veranda, like I do most everyday”.
“Oh lord, I’ve lots of problems, can you help me? Please I pray”.
“Me grand kids, the’re always inta trouble, when they comes here to play”.
“Chase in all mum’s bantam chicks, an now the cat! he’s run away”.
“Me fishponds gone all frothy, and the washin powders gone astray”.
“An me dog he’s hiding in the dunny, an no way he’s there to stay”.
“Hell! me grand kids caught me draught horse, will yah listen to him neigh”.
“Cause them kids they was a yellin at him, for he won’t go in the dray”.
“Me mind an body’s frazzled, an I dun know, if I’ll survive the day”.
“Hey! the kids they’ve gone real quiet while playin in the driveway”.
“So I’d better take a peek, struth! they’re playin on the roadway”.
“Hell me heart it skipped a beat, for cars were going each way”.
“Now do I shuts me mouth an say nothing, or sing out loudly, help! Mayday”.
“Well the latter won the question; an common sense took over on that day”.
“But yah see, lookin after grand kids no way, I’d rather be a brickie, workin for me pay”.
“Now me daughters gone, an taken home her kids, hell I’m glad they didn’t stay”.
“She said she’ll take them home to rest, but what about me I’d say”.
“So I’ll lay’s me down an has a snooze, so I can sleep the night away”.
“But me missus keeps me up,’sayin, they’ll be back again, next day”.
“But why that day of all days, cause yah see that days, me birfday”.
“An me missus like a bossy bitch she is, says“mindin kids won’t keep you busy all day”.
“An in the afternoon when the’ve go home, you can go down to the pub, okay”
“But missus, by the time they go back home, I’ll be too buggered anyway”.
“Me missus chooks, have all gone cranky, an they refuse to lay”.
“The hired helps now’s got a problem, cause she’s in the family way”.
“An me son? he’s left real fast for Darwin, that’s what the neighbors say”.
“An me! I’m sittin on the front veranda, like I do most everyday”.
“Oh lord, I’ve lots of problems, can you help me? Please I pray”.
“Me grand kids, the’re always inta trouble, when they comes here to play”.
“Chase in all mum’s bantam chicks, an now the cat! he’s run away”.
“Me fishponds gone all frothy, and the washin powders gone astray”.
“An me dog he’s hiding in the dunny, an no way he’s there to stay”.
“Hell! me grand kids caught me draught horse, will yah listen to him neigh”.
“Cause them kids they was a yellin at him, for he won’t go in the dray”.
“Me mind an body’s frazzled, an I dun know, if I’ll survive the day”.
“Hey! the kids they’ve gone real quiet while playin in the driveway”.
“So I’d better take a peek, struth! they’re playin on the roadway”.
“Hell me heart it skipped a beat, for cars were going each way”.
“Now do I shuts me mouth an say nothing, or sing out loudly, help! Mayday”.
“Well the latter won the question; an common sense took over on that day”.
“But yah see, lookin after grand kids no way, I’d rather be a brickie, workin for me pay”.
“Now me daughters gone, an taken home her kids, hell I’m glad they didn’t stay”.
“She said she’ll take them home to rest, but what about me I’d say”.
“So I’ll lay’s me down an has a snooze, so I can sleep the night away”.
“But me missus keeps me up,’sayin, they’ll be back again, next day”.
“But why that day of all days, cause yah see that days, me birfday”.
“An me missus like a bossy bitch she is, says“mindin kids won’t keep you busy all day”.
“An in the afternoon when the’ve go home, you can go down to the pub, okay”
“But missus, by the time they go back home, I’ll be too buggered anyway”.
At least they went home. Put your feet up and enjoy the rest of it! 
remember when we used to call our English cousins