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WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:58 am
by Maureen K Clifford
One of my other sites had prompts on an astral theme but I wasn't feeling the least bit starstruck and had completely run out of moonshine so wrote this which I thought might be good for a giggle because nobody seems to be writing anything much at the moment - maybe members have run out of momentum momentarily :lol: :lol: :lol: This is what happens when the planets get out of whack :roll: Photos of Jupiter always remind me of Maltesers with the chocolate sucked off :shock:

When Jupiter align with Mars

It was a night without moonlight and outside was dark,
Jupiter rising - a dim orange spark
beside spiralling nebulae birthplace of stars.
On the table uneaten - Milky Way and Mars bars.

The night air was hot with no breezy relief.
No hiding in blankets – that would lead to grief.
For hot hands and fingers would just melt away
the chocolate, thus leaving the Mars in dissaray.

Watching the wind die away to a sigh
he dreamed daytime dreams, chewing gum on the sly.
Fragrant scent of nutmeg drifted from the kitchen,
where his Mum baked biscuits, whilst about heat bitchin’.

And wandering by wearing woollies of cream
were the Merino rams – a formidable team
with huge curly horns, spiralled, convoluted.
Their weapon of choice when things were disputed.

He thought he might wait – watch for a falling star
and eat while he did that enticing Mars Bar,
but alas when he entered the kitchen to get it
not a trace remained – now he really felt wretched.

His Mum offered him a new biscuit she’d made
A chocolate delight which she thought made the grade.
It contained both the Mars Bar and the Milky Way.
He shook his head sadly and wandered away.


Maureen Clifford © 01/12


Want a recipe for a Mars Bar slice???? Want to die young???? Try this one it is extremely fattening, and goes great with a latte.


4 Mars Bars -( go for King size 'cause less aint more) sliced into pieces.
1 Tin Condensed Milk
1 Packet of Chocolate backed Scotch Fingers - home brand are fine. NB If you are watching calories use the plain ones
100 grams melted Butter
300 grams melting Choc Buds ( dark for the adults- white choc is nice as well)

Preheat oven to 180 degrees Celsius. Crush biscuits and then add melted butter, press into a slice tin. Arrange Mars Bar pieces on top of biscuit base. Pour tin of condensed milk evenly over crumb base.

Bake in the oven for 25 to 30 Min's, until golden and bubbly. Allow to cool and refrigerate. Then melt the choc buds in the microwave on a medium setting ( 450 watts) and spread over slice mix Allow to sit until the chocolate sets. Then cut into pieces.

Refrigerate and eat - now come on - it only takes about 20 minutes to firm up. Go and put a load of washing on or do the vacuming then you say you have earned your treat :roll:

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:15 am
by Glenny Palmer
HOLY MALONEY MAUREEN!! That's 2 weeks cal/fat intake in ONE gobfull.....

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:22 am
by r.magnay
STRUTH!!....my eyelids are sweating just reading the bloody recipe!....pass on that Maureen..... 8-)


....depends whose gob Glenny....... :roll:

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:34 am
by Glenny Palmer
G'daaay Roscoe,
Your eyelids sweat too? I dunno if it's my merino mop of hair but my head sweats like a flamin brickie's...especially in those performance tents! I'm sure I'm the only person on the planet who gets heat rash on my eyelids. I asked the quak 2 cut ALL of my head sweatglands But he WON'T. I'm gunna peg out a plot in the Arctic & build my hermit hut there!!!
Cheeers
Glenny

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:02 pm
by Neville Briggs
What a way out poem. ...... I love it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:46 pm
by r.magnay
...yeah Glenny, anything like rich chocolate Mars bar sort of stuff makes my eyelids sweat!.......strange 'ey.

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:51 pm
by Irene
Great poem Maureen - very out of the square!!! :lol:
Not sure about the slice though - might have to give that a miss!!

Hey Glenny - you have that problem too????? Can I come join you in the arctic??

Catchya
IRene

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:11 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Thanks everyone - but tell me did it get the juices flowing?? :lol: :lol: :lol: One piece of that slice will leave you totally gobsmacked :shock: and begging for more :evil:

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:34 pm
by Zondrae
Well girls.

I have heard that somewhere - you can buy mars bars dipped in batter and deep fried.
Don't think I'd like it very much.
However if you dipped the Mars in donut dough and, once fried, rolled them in cinnamon sugar I may be interested.

Re: WHEN JUPITER ALIGNS WITH MARS

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:19 pm
by Maureen K Clifford
Have you ever had deep fried ice cream Zondrae???? If this was even half as nice I reckon I could handle it :lol: :lol: