ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Kevin fell to his knees to pray
but Heaven had little to say.
‘I’m not scheduled to meet her’
was the word from St Peter
Said Kevin ‘I’m not praying to Heaven today.’

Mal

The PM is sick of our Ruddy,
he used to be such a good buddy.
She wielded the knife
and now finds she's in strife
for Kev has made sure she feels cruddy.

Robyn.

It's true, there's a void of affection
and someone will suffer rejection.
The numbers are tight
as they fight for the right
to lose the next federal election

Marty

ps. The loser will be one of the very few PM's to never have lost a federal election

There once was a PM named Rudd,
The polls said that he was a dud.
A woman took heed;
despatched him with speed.
The polls are now out for her blood.

All hail, the great Kevin Rudd!
He soars, while we flounder in mud.
He says he'll beat Tony,
But is he a phoney?
Will he fall down with a thud?

Look at poor Julia G.
She's clever. Why can't the world see?
She brings legislation
To help this great nation,
Yet falters mysteriously.

The PM is tougher than cheese
that's stood for a year in the breeze.
Said "Chaotic Kevin,
your time was 07.
You'll wish you had stayed overseas".

Don't have a limerick but thought this might fit !!!

The Gillard Liar Bird.

All very creative, but I have always liked 'birds'.
Jim.