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Job Vacancy

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:20 am
by noelcauser
Anybody out of work.this could for you.Mind blowing!

Job Vacancy.

Looking for adventure,
well here's the job for you.
A real outdoor experience,
and it has a risk or two.
If you crave adventure,
and to see the world at large.
Well we recommend you do apply,
we guarantee there is no charge.

The works not too demanding,
and there's no barrier to age.
For those who crave an outdoor job,
this is your life long stage.
This job will blow your mind away,
its a guarantee we give.
Come join us in this great adventure,
and we'll show you how to live.

Job satisfaction is enhanced,
with a life long super scheme.
The benefits are minds blowing,
once you join our team.
Special hourly rates apply,
for those who show eagerness to learn.
There is no upper limits,
excitement at every turn.

Come join us in our endeavours,
to make this world a better place.
Leave behind a legacy,
that all the world can trace.
Spread you talents far and wide,
tell the world where you are from
Apply today to this address,
www.Alkida.com
ncauser © 2012

Re: Job Vacancy

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 12:09 pm
by Rimeriter
No thanks Noel, not my cup of tea, but a very interesting composition.

However, I did see the Aussie dingo fence programme yesterday on Landline.

Wacko, wish I were younger !!
Jim.

Re: Job Vacancy

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 6:27 pm
by Dave Smith
I checked out the web site, now our house is totally surrounded by men in black suits.

TTFN 8-)

Re: Job Vacancy

Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 8:24 pm
by noelcauser
I think I have led you boys astray. I should have looked up the correct spelling. It was meant to be Al-qaeda. This is a recruitment drive for suicide bombers. Get It?

Re: Job Vacancy

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:21 am
by Zondrae
G'day Noel,

I got it but as my son-in-law used most of our monthly gigs setting up my new Macbook I can't talk much. See you Wednesday.