Me bruvver’s lost ‘is ‘at’
(not the one upon ‘is ‘ead)
nah, the one that’s on ‘is PC
is the bugger wot’s gone dead.
He asked me could I send
‘im an ‘at’ from my PC
an’ seein’ I could spare one
well I sent ‘im one ya see.
An’ now ‘e’s got ‘is ‘at’
‘e’s worse orf than wot ‘e were
‘cos ‘e dunno ‘ow ta cut ‘n paste
so blimey I ‘av ter
show the bleedin’ dense-head
‘ow ta propa use ‘is ‘at’
but I’m tired an’ I’m ‘ungry
so ‘e’ll ‘ave ta wait fer that!
