ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Papaverine

© Stephen Whiteside 04.12.2012

Papaverine, papaverine,
Greatest drug that’s ever been.
Gives my swollen **** a sheen.
Glory to papaverine!

Yesterday I had the chance
To have some sex (if not romance);
I knew that I would not get far
Without it. It was in the car;

And so I told this luscious chick
I needed something for my ****.
I sprinted quickly through her yard,
But came back promptly, long and hard.

Papaverine, papaverine,
Greatest drug there’s ever been.
Makes me hungry. Makes me mean.
Glory to papaverine!

It’s been a sorry situation
Ever since the operation.
Yes, it takes some swallowed pride
To stab it gently in the side.

Swallowed pride, and courage, too,
But Man must do what Man must do.
Of course, it pays off in the end,
But still, I wish it wouldn’t bend.

Papaverine, papaverine,
Greatest drug that’s ever been,
Makes me feel just like a teen;
Restores me as a true machine,
A king that’s fit for any queen...
Glory to papaverine!

What if Papaverine became Mamaverine?

Disturbing thought...

Found this very uplifting Stephen Shades of Blue Poles perhaps - its meaning only visible to the few, others perhaps doubt its worth

Maureen, if papaverine ever turned my pole blue, that would DEFINITELY be time to stop!

so you've actually started this masochism, Stephen....???

It's a poem, Glenny...