PORT ARTHUR JAIL IS IN DECAY
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:42 pm
It is just so hard to get good tradesmen isn't it - look how our Government got gypped by these slack builders, I mean to say you would have to give them a good flogging don't you reckon?
PORT ARTHUR JAIL IS IN DECAY
The word is out. Port Arthur jail it seems is in decay
the edifice is crumbling to dust, eaten away
because disgruntled convicts mixed salt water with cement
to weaken its hold on the bricks. Released from internment
when all the walls came tumbling down, they’d find themselves set free
which was a hare brained plan I think as they were girt by sea.
And patience is a virtue – sure the time it took was long
before the walls came crumbling down the convicts were long gone.
Today the structure has been deemed by clever engineers
to be a mere ten percent acceptable by their peers.
How slack is that – can one imagine such a building farce?
Those convicts from the early days need kicking up their rrrr's.
I mean to say that really is just slack and shoddy work.
It’s only stood a short time out there on Tassie dirt.
One hundred and eighty years plus its withstood cold and rain.
I wonder if our modern homes today will do the same?
They say they need six million to repair, rebuild, restore...
they should give the job to Bob the builder, doubt he would charge more.
They say it needs a new frame now to hold the brickwork up
and Governments will not commit to buy this wonky pup.
It may be heritage listed and part of our history
those first builders should be blackballed, they were shonky as you see.
Though I’ve heard we’ve dodgy builders on the mainland still today
so I doubt anything that they do will last long anyway.
Maureen Clifford © 12/12
PORT ARTHUR JAIL IS IN DECAY
The word is out. Port Arthur jail it seems is in decay
the edifice is crumbling to dust, eaten away
because disgruntled convicts mixed salt water with cement
to weaken its hold on the bricks. Released from internment
when all the walls came tumbling down, they’d find themselves set free
which was a hare brained plan I think as they were girt by sea.
And patience is a virtue – sure the time it took was long
before the walls came crumbling down the convicts were long gone.
Today the structure has been deemed by clever engineers
to be a mere ten percent acceptable by their peers.
How slack is that – can one imagine such a building farce?
Those convicts from the early days need kicking up their rrrr's.
I mean to say that really is just slack and shoddy work.
It’s only stood a short time out there on Tassie dirt.
One hundred and eighty years plus its withstood cold and rain.
I wonder if our modern homes today will do the same?
They say they need six million to repair, rebuild, restore...
they should give the job to Bob the builder, doubt he would charge more.
They say it needs a new frame now to hold the brickwork up
and Governments will not commit to buy this wonky pup.
It may be heritage listed and part of our history
those first builders should be blackballed, they were shonky as you see.
Though I’ve heard we’ve dodgy builders on the mainland still today
so I doubt anything that they do will last long anyway.
Maureen Clifford © 12/12