The Squirrels in Customs
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:24 am
The Squirrels in Customs
© Stephen Whiteside 11.12.2012
Look out for the squirrels in Customs.
They’re experts in tracking down nuts.
If you make a bid
To smuggle them, hid,
They’ll prosecute, no ifs or buts.
If you’ve got a bundle of peanuts
Stashed in your old khyber pass,
They’ll scurry right in,
With a terrible bin,
And drag them straight out, bold as brass!
If you’re hoping to make a quick killing
I assure you you have not a hope
With a kernel or shell.
You will go straight to Hell.
You’re much safer bringing in dope!
© Stephen Whiteside 11.12.2012
Look out for the squirrels in Customs.
They’re experts in tracking down nuts.
If you make a bid
To smuggle them, hid,
They’ll prosecute, no ifs or buts.
If you’ve got a bundle of peanuts
Stashed in your old khyber pass,
They’ll scurry right in,
With a terrible bin,
And drag them straight out, bold as brass!
If you’re hoping to make a quick killing
I assure you you have not a hope
With a kernel or shell.
You will go straight to Hell.
You’re much safer bringing in dope!
