ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

FLIRTY TALKING ...



Divine divas at the disco, dirty dancing, getting down.
Drinking double Dark and Stormy's on their girls night out in town.
Dirty talking don't come cheaply you're the Mug that pays it's true
if you fancy talking dirty, there are phone lines just for you.

If you fancy hot and steamy fantasies and dark desires,
they will charge you mega dollars but delight you with their sighs
Once you divulge all the details of your dollars demarcation
they will download debit details and your cash will help the nation.

Discreet docket will be dispatched, documenting the details
in a plain brown paper envelope. Business like and sent by mail.
Daily dollars are deducted from the debit card before
talking dirty is delivered...Now Mate do you know the score?

'Talk is cheap' is just a saying – it's not cheap if in my time,
it's a high price that you pay for scintillating chat on line.
You can't see me...Gee that's lucky for I'm talking on the run.
Ooooh I thought that voice familiar...I'm talking dirty to my son.

Maureen Clifford ©

Naughty Maureen. I have no idea how it works.

Oh it's easy and you'd be surprised who does it. I mean you can be getting hot and steamy just doing the ironing

Once new a "lady" who did this for a living. Poor chaps would have been devastated to see the woman on the other end of the line! Talk about false pretences!

An oldie but a goodie Maureen.

Heather