ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Positions

Some like it vertical. Some like it flat.
Some like it stretched out on carpet or mat.
Some on a table, and some on a lap.
Some like to know that it's always on tap.
Some on a desktop. Some in a bed,
Lying supine with it held overhead.
There's an infinite number of options to use.
What's YOUR position for reading the news?

© Stephen Whiteside 15.03.2013

That's clever Stephen. Kept me guessing. I think you've listed just about all. For me it's at a table if its a broadsheet I'm reading. Probably lap for tabloid format.
Wazza

Thanks, Wazza. What about for compact?

In China they used to put the newspapers in a public display case and people read standing in the street.
I think that also happened in England and Europe in the early days of news sheets, I could be wrong, I'm just relying on my memory of seeing something about it somewhere.

Is that the same memory that can't remember where you put your glasses Neville?

I'm afraid so Heather.