Weathering The Storm
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:22 pm
Weathering The Storm
©Neil McArthur 2013
In ancient times when sooks were born
And none had heard of Melbourne Storm
They all sat at their table round
Backslapping on the game they'd found
Till warriors from 'cross the seas
(We call them Kiwi refugees)
And raiders from our Capital
Came on out to ring their bell
And horsemen from the lands up North
Also dared to venture forth
Then weekly came the tragic tales
Of beaten teams from New South Wales
But now the Conquering force is here
Battling foe both far and near
Who steal their men and other crap
And lie about our salary cap
But points don't lie, or hide the woes
Of wounded Knights and Rabbitohs
They herald in a new age born
Of our new King, The Melbourne Storm!!
(Though some saw sense before they fell
And went and joined the AFL)
©Neil McArthur 2013
In ancient times when sooks were born
And none had heard of Melbourne Storm
They all sat at their table round
Backslapping on the game they'd found
Till warriors from 'cross the seas
(We call them Kiwi refugees)
And raiders from our Capital
Came on out to ring their bell
And horsemen from the lands up North
Also dared to venture forth
Then weekly came the tragic tales
Of beaten teams from New South Wales
But now the Conquering force is here
Battling foe both far and near
Who steal their men and other crap
And lie about our salary cap
But points don't lie, or hide the woes
Of wounded Knights and Rabbitohs
They herald in a new age born
Of our new King, The Melbourne Storm!!
(Though some saw sense before they fell
And went and joined the AFL)