ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

A stray Affair

Thesis a spare shell day
It is astray a day
We cellar bray town asian
And howie came tubby.
So lettuce all be mates
And join Aswan in french hip,
And may we ever sing
Have ants a stray affair.

Neville you crack me up! Did you hear me laughing? Very clever.

Heather

...swab him! he has to be on something illegal....bloody bent coppers!

Have you been eating Hash cookies Neville? Methinks you have!!!
Cheers
Trish

Makes perfic sense to me, Good one Neville

TTFN

Makes even more sense after a few beers Well done Neville - very clever

Cheers

Maureen

G'day Neville,

Now if I was Sister Mary Neverenter, I would write on your test paper.
"This boy should concentrate on his English. He will never get a job if he continues with this foolishness."

I bet this piece was hard to write. It sure is hard to read.'
The fault of not being to think laterally is one of which I have often been accused. I don't think I can write 'funny' very well either, so it is a delight to read something that is intrinsically humorous. To include a holiday greeting as well gives it double kudos.

Q.(to the all knowing eye of the IT god.) Do we have the luxury of a 'spell check' on here? It would save me quite a bit of time. Can we have one? Please

Thanks Heather I appreciate your interest. I'm not on anything Ross, Trish, but I think Maureen might have a problem ..

Dave Smith was able to follow it, it's easy Zondrae, all you need is a working knowledge of the Astrayen language. Bush poets know it, even people in Sinny, Brizbun and Melbun know it.

and ipswitch

Dat rite neble me tribe she unustnd it we does good tucker mate

dat black fella me