ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

He told me not to bother
Wouldn’t wear it in a fit
Arrogant bastard
Said he’d brave the icy weather
Went and stood outside in it
Silly bastard
A car pulled up and in he climbed
Young blonde at the wheel
Cheating bastard
Turned and gave me thumbs up
Not a care for how I’d feel
Rotten bastard
I turned around and walked inside
And saw it lying there
Careless bastard
His ticket and his passport
Still on his office chair
Stupid bastard
He’d planned all this some months ago
I didn’t have a clue
Cunning bastard
But when I saw what he had left
I knew just what to do
Unlucky bastard
I tossed it in the fireplace
His plans went up in smoke
Poor bastard
Then stood before the mirror
And to that glass I spoke
Brilliant bastard

What's that saying about the woman scorned ?

Yes ... demonstrating her fury Neville.
Wazza

Your boyfriend Wazza ???????


Well done mate a beautie.

Bob

you were just a trifle peeved it seems Well done Wazza - poetic justice