ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

Tennis Knickers

I really love my sport mate
I'll watch any game you care to call
gymnastics, running, swimming
yeah I enjoy both one and all.

A real arm chair participant
I can sit and watch them all perform.
I suppose some folks would call me
a bloody Aussie arm chair Norm.

Now I love to watch the tennis
a game with which I can romance.
but can someone tell me where they went
the womens players frilly pants.

Oh now please don't get me wrong
I watch because the skill is number one
but there always was that extra bonus
a flash of frilly knickers when they'd run.

Now all you see is girls in bike pants
build to put a man to shame.
You could put the men and girls together
as they almost look the same.

Oh they are playing better tennis
and their skills get better every day.
The shots are most incredible
be they on grass or hardened clay.

And for the dollars they can earn now
when they make the seedings card
the way they dress is sensible
when they play the game so hard.

But as I sit and watch them playing
as they serve and smash and run
despite all the skills I'll always miss
that flash of knickers in the sun.

Bob Pacey ( C )

Better go and have a cold shower Bob.

Doesn't the grunting and squealing in some way make up for the lack of frilly underpants on show?

Marty

ps. if you've got an undie fetish have a look at the Lingerie Football League
(first and foremost for the pure sporting talent and ability on show)

Frilly knickers are so 60s Bob!

They probably know people like you are watching.....

How would you know Heather, today's 40 yr olds weren't around then.

Ah ha well said Neville old son


Bob

I have seen pictures Neville

And And And what would you be doing with pictures of other ladies frilly knickers Heather ????





Bob

there's a website, Bob - www.pensionersinfrillyknickers.com

It's really very simple Bob. Girls WERE more frilly then.
Wazza