ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

THE PERFECT MAN

THE PERFECT MAN IS GENTLE
HE IS NEVER CRUEL OR MEAN
HIS SMILE IS OH SO BEAUTIFUL
HIS FACE SO SMOOTH AND CLEAN

THE PERFECT MAN LOVES CHILDREN
AND WILL RAISE THEM BY YOUR SIDE
ALWAYS THE PERFECT FATHER
AND GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE

THE PERFECT MAN LOVES COOKING
CLEANING HOUSE AND DUSTING TOO
HE WILL LEAVE THE TOILET LID DOWN
CLEAN THE SHOWER AND THE LOO.

THE PERFECT MAN IS FULL OF SWEETNESS
HE WRITES POETRY FROM YOUR NAME
HE IS A BEST FRIEND TO YOUR MOTHER
AND WILL KISS AWAY ALL PAIN

THIS MAN WILL NEVER MAKE YOU CRY
OR CAUSE YOU HURT IN ANY WAY
AH SHIT NOW I JUST REALISED
THE BLOODY PERFECT MAN IS

GAY

It's a strange world you live in Bobbity.

Why is it all in capitals.

Hey Bob I got told of cause I wrote something in all capitals how come you are doing it????

Because I had it as a poster for a joke on a mate and just scanned it .


When you use capitals Bill you sound angry.


Bob

Was your mate the perfect man.

Well he thought he was Neville


After we decorated his room He was not so sure. Ah the memories of practical jokes. Look at these two.
A couple of manly footy players .