ABPA - Australian Bush Poets Association

God save William Windsor,
God save Kate as well,
or will they be Mountbatten
or Saxe-Coburg; can't tell.
But I suppose they'll know
who's who in their procession
of little dukes and dukettes
appearing in succession.

I smell a cynic!

Windsor - Neville - Please

I realised later I slipped up there, Maureen. I fixed it.

Ah ha nabbed by the word police Neville. You are lucky you did not put a wayward apostrophe in there then Kym would have been on you as well.

B'ob P'a'c'e'y'

I thought Neville deliberately made it Winsor so didn't comment. Now he's fixed it Maureen looks silly!

Robert Alan Pacey Esq., that will cost you $12 thank you.

Heather

Ummm

I'm sure I heard Lissy say it is now Mountbatten-Windson.

Moderators? I am really humbled by their very presence. I genuflect reverently in their direction with head bowed in utter humility (worthless creature that I am)

They scare me !!!

Heather, I will pay you the $12 TEN time TEN!!!


I am,

Robert the humble ....

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(the above was inserted by Manny the Almighty Mongrel .... )
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Moderators pffff I look them in the eye and spit into the wind. They do not scare me !!!


Fine me as much as you like , you have to catch me first to get the payment and I'm also known as Fast Eddie.


Yahooooooo high ho silver awayyyyyy

Dear Bobbit the Humble Esq., a very kind gentleman, who shall remain nameless lest you harrass him, has advised me that you are willing to pay me a squillion dollars. First, and foremost, I assure you that I am worth every cent of the aforesaid squillion dollars. Second of all, I shall expect that the aforementioned Bobbit the Humble will carry the carry the bags of dosh upon his silver horse whilst at the same time walking at least ten steps behind the said Moderator.

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Oh, Bob, you dill. It was $2 for each apostrophe! But a squillion will do nicely thankyou. I shall pm the bank account details and if you are lucky a little pink heart for your troubles! You're such a good lad.

The belly dancing moderator

Hedder him not da lone ranger him got nun silver, him just da gay cowboy him put his chaps on bacca front an shot up da sheriff I nose cause me called tonto