Lost The Bloody Plot.

[Bob Pacey]

Lost the Bloody Plot.

Now I’d been having pretty early starts
Cause Beef Week is Rocky‘s crown..
Up early each and every morning
For a fast trip into town.

I had a pretty hard tight schedule
and I really had to be on time.
I found a way to set the time for rising
so my mobile phone would chime.

Well things were pretty bloody hectic
The days sure went like a blur.
But the mobile always saved me
and not many problems did occur.

That’s until we came to Thursday
and the alarm woke me from my slumber.
I’d set it for a quick four thirty start
Yeah that was the magic number.

Fed the dogs and had a shower
grabbed a nice hot coffee from the pot.
Then went out to get the paper
That's when I lost the bloody plot.

I searched under every scrub and bush
up the driveway around the side.
I shone my touch in every nook and cranny
Till there was nowhere it could hide.

I could feel my temper rising
oh I really did not need this rot.
If I can’t read the morning Bully
I’m inclined to loose the bloody plot.

I stormed back to the kitchen
Muttering, profanities and more.
No flaming early morning paper
What do I pay those mongrels for?

I’ll ring the bastards and complain
I’ll really tell them what I think.
Cancel all my magazine subscriptions
Kick up a God almighty stink.

But as I came in through the doorway
The microwave was flashing bright
And the time it showed twelve thirty
I thought that can’t be bloody right.

That's when I started laughing
Well it was either that or cry.
I’d set the bastard thing for am
I just shook my head and thought I’d die.

So I sat down at the keyboard
cause I was all dressed and wide awake.
No chance of going back to sleep.
It’s about as much as I can take.

I sat and penned these lines on auto pilot
My brain is feels like an old scrap heap.
Thank god there’s only one day left.
Then I can get some bloody sleep.

Bob Pacey


Junior written results announced today and seniors tomorrow will update asap. not big but very appreciative audiences all week. Althought I had two spots in the main ring prior to the Man From Snowy River performance 3400 people what a buzz.

Cheers all going to have a short nap till 4 30 am.

[Neville Briggs]

Take it easy Bob, easy boy, easy now, settle

[Maureen K Clifford]

Glad to see your performances are beefing up Bob - no doubt there were lots of people there who were happy to meat you as well - 3400!!! Now you know how the steers feel in the feed lots

[Dave Smith]

Good thing you've got an outlet and you don't get all pentup hey.

Goodonya.

TTFN

[Bob Pacey]

Perfect run again today a good crowd in for the breakfast and got to perform with Rupert Mccall what a nice bloke.

Did an interview for a South Africian magazine and a video and met some really nice cowboy poets from America.

Set up to do interviews for the ABC country and The afternoon Agenda tomorrow.

Do it all again tomorrow then a fundraiser for the cancer council and then I am really on holidays ya bloody hooooooo


Loving it Neville might be Beef Australia but there are heaps of nice fillies roaming around.


Cheers Bob

[Neville Briggs]

You mean fillets Bob, fillets.

[Bob Pacey]

Oh Yeah Nev any rump in a pair of tight jeans looks good lol



Bob

[Terry]

Sounds Like you've just about waded through a whole beast by yourself mate.

Enjoy a good beef stew with lots of vegetables myself, don't mind a couple of dumplings either.

Washed down with xxxx of course.

Glad you're enjoying yourself.

Cheers Terry