""An old Australian stockman sat down in a city McDonald's and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the stockman and asked, "Are you a real stockman?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking-in horse, droving cattle, riding in rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, marking and branding calves, cleaning hay sheds, fixing flats, working on tractors and feeding my dogs, so, yeah, I guess I am a stockman."
She said, "Well I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women".
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old stockman and asked, "Are you a real stockman, like, from the outback?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
Bob
A Stockmans Tale.
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A Stockmans Tale.
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After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Re: A Stockmans Tale.
Yep that would be true, same as it was when me old Dad used to tell it.
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Re: A Stockmans Tale.
Oh That would explain it Dave I found it on an old bush yarn site ???
With a great emphasis on the OLD.
I had never heard it before but then I'm pretty young.
It reminded me of Martys Poem about reading the magazine belonging to his wife ??
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With a great emphasis on the OLD.
I had never heard it before but then I'm pretty young.
It reminded me of Martys Poem about reading the magazine belonging to his wife ??
RAMP
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!