Homework 6th Oct.

[Ron]

Tom & Dot Com.

My search engine is missing said Dorothy Com,
Who was known to her friends as Dot,
She lived in Spaghetti Junction with husband Tom,
A cyber world being their lot,
But Tom and Dot Com were a bit long in the tooth
And having a slow connection,
They couldn’t move quick when a mouse in the house, oh strewth!
Interrupted! their affection,
Tom gave the mouse a whack with a bloody big stick
Which totally disintegrated!
But then realised his ‘puter, it just would not click,
And left him ‘very deflated’!
It seemed their ‘puters were going up in the cloud
Of smoke, that comes with them crashin’!
So with an amorous ‘real deal’ Tom and Dot avowed,
Never more, to have …virtual passion!

© Ron Boughton

[Bob Pacey]

Good one Ron

[Heather]

Thank goodness for the mouse or we'd have to censor you Ron!

And I'm guessing that the only reason you are on the 'puter writing is because Hawthorn is slaughtering the SYDNEY Swans...oh dear!

Heather

[Neville Briggs]

virtual passion ???

[Heather]

I suspect it's a bit like phone sex Neville - and two people who live in the same house! Whatever rocks your boat I suppose.

[Heather]

Ticker going alright there Neville?

Ron, perhaps you'd better go and have a little lie down and de-stress!

[Ron]

Thanks Bob

Nev, not sure what it means, just heard about it somewhere!

Heather, Censor.. Gawd!!
Penrith to beat the Bulldogs tonight

[Bob Pacey]

Yu know about phone sex ?????

OMG !

[Bob Pacey]

Yep I'm on Penrith as well Ron.

The under twenty Broncos are through and the game between the warriors and parra was a cracker two tries in two minutes to win for the Warriors.

Cheers Bob

[Neville Briggs]

My ticker is still tocking Heather, I just thought that Ron's been on the mountain dew.