Teef!

[David Campbell]

Teef!

I’ve just had a toof out,
and now my mouf hurts.
I cannot talk pwoper,
just mumbles and bwurts.
I had an injection
that made my mouf numb,
and now where my toof was
is nuffing but gum.
I cannot eat sumfing
too cold or too hot,
in case I start bweeding
where my toof is not.
My dentist must love me,
despite all my gwief…
he’s making a fortune
from my bwoody teef!

© David 19/01/15

[Maureen K Clifford]

You poor love - it's a terrible feeling - but look on the positive side your dentist has now been able to afford the next payment on his BMW

[Neville Briggs]

Sounds like Elmer Fudd.

[Heather]

There there, you poor dear! It's all over now.

[alongtimegone]

David, for me the worst part is when the effects of the anaesthetic is wearing off and the tingling begins in the lips and gum. That's when I want to chew the heck out of it.

[David Campbell]

Ah, I can feel the sympathy. And I don't know about changing the world with poetry, but writing a few lines for fun sure cheers me up!

David

[Heather]

I can just imagine - a great big toothless grin.

[Bob Pacey]

A tooth A tooth he says


try 13 at once that will test ya

I started writing about it but still to finish.

Mate I had this massive tooth ache
was playing drums inside my head
The pain was near ten out of ten
so i made that call I dread.

Now i hate going to the dentist
the thought near drives me into tears
those bloody great big needles
brings out my greatest fears.

I sat there in the foyer
working up into a state
the dentist has some problems
and he is running really late.

You can hear every sound from inside
I was squirming in my chair
it sounds like dammed jackhammer
is going off in there.

You can come in now mr pacey
the young girl was so sweet
I was sure that she would notice
the water puddle at my feet.

I climbed into the dentist chair
they put this bib around me neck
then they stuck these glasses on me
I though holy bloody heck.

[r.magnay]

...The dentist doesn't hurt much in the chair, its at the desk on the way out the pain sets in!...

[Bob Pacey]

The first time I went I thought the assistant was trying to crack on when she kept tapping my hand


Oops Bob