Des and the Dunny

ABPA Financial members can post their Bush Poetry here ...
All Forum Visitors can view but only Financial ABPA Members can post and reply.
Post Reply
User avatar
Bob Pacey
Moderator
Posts: 7479
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:18 am
Location: Yeppoon

Des and the Dunny

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:24 am

One of our park residents Des aged in her 80s could not get her dunny to flush and her husband Colin who needs a walking frame to get around was not amused. They called on our fill in handyman Jai who is also our camp cook to help. The problem was quickly solved a plastic Butterfly had fallen off the wall into the drink.

Well Des thought she got away unscathed until the story reached You Know Who. It now becomes a part of the park legends

Des and The Dunny

I know this may sound funny
I had some trouble with me dunny
and it really made me feel like such a burke.

So I thought oh what a bummer
now I’ll have to call a plumber
cause I just can’t get the bloody thing to work.

Then I thought oh don’t be in a hurry
cause it’s really not a worry
but then Colin, Well he threw a fancy fit.

He said “ I just can’t get the job done
and I tell ya Des it’s no fun
I can’t flush it when I go to have a (S--T)

Then Jai the cook came past here
so I grabbed him by his left ear
and said mate “ Can you come and have a look?”.

Well he looked into the hole
and said There’s something in the bowl
and to get it out I just might need a hook.

But he fished into the bowl there
and it gave me quite a big scare
cause what he pulled out well it really made me blink.

It’s a pink butterfly was his call
see it had fallen off me damm wall
and had toppled over right into the drink.

So next time me dunny won’t flush
I just won’t be in a big rush.
I’ll just take me time before I make that call.

Then I’ll have a good look round here
and I know it sounds a bit queer
but I’ll check everything's still hanging on the wall.

Bob Pacey (C)
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

User avatar
Cropduster
Posts: 604
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:13 pm

Re: Des and the Dunny

Post by Cropduster » Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:53 am

That's a cracker of a yarn, Bob, made all the funnier because it is a true story

What a relief it must have been for Colin that the problem was easily fixed...in more ways than one. :lol:

Allan

User avatar
Bob Pacey
Moderator
Posts: 7479
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:18 am
Location: Yeppoon

Re: Des and the Dunny

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:34 pm

Did I ? ah well it musta just slipped out that way some poems just write themselves.


Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

Neville Briggs
Posts: 6946
Joined: Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:08 pm
Location: Here

Re: Des and the Dunny

Post by Neville Briggs » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:51 pm

I've heard of butterflies in the stomach but... :roll:
Neville
" Prose is description, poetry is presence " Les Murray.

User avatar
Bob Pacey
Moderator
Posts: 7479
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:18 am
Location: Yeppoon

Re: Des and the Dunny

Post by Bob Pacey » Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:48 pm

Des is a pretty good poet in her own right and she enjoyed the write.


Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!

william williams

Re: Des and the Dunny

Post by william williams » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:18 pm

butter fly into the pan when you're about to cook fish


bw

User avatar
Catherine Lee
Posts: 1384
Joined: Mon May 14, 2012 9:47 pm
Location: Thailand

Re: Des and the Dunny

Post by Catherine Lee » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:28 pm

Ha! Very amusing Bob! I've been away for a week staying on an island in quite rustic accommodation with somewhat mediocre loos, so appreciate this yarn and the smile today!

Post Reply