Wedding Belles

[Bob Pacey]

Ah Ha

Now I know why the rhyme, metre and all those other things are wrong with the poems I post. Those bloody moderators change them on me because they do not want me to get the recognition that royality so rightly deserves.


I will never post on this site again !

Oh hang on that's what they want. So i will post every day and on every subject until they are unable to ignore the fact that I to should be a MODERATOR.

Then I will be famous and will eventually rule the whole of the bush poetry world and then I will - I will - I will oh I don''''''t know what I will do but I will do something like set all the apostrophe's free of the evil oppressors.

Then you will address me as Bobert the Terrible ( which will not be hard because I'm half way there already).

Ps to all me unloyal subjects> There is no money left in the royal coffers because as I noted in an earlier decree I had to pay Kym her weight in gold and in her own words " Bob it's Luck'y I'm a Bi'g Gir''l.

And they all lived happily ever after.

[Heather]

Robert The Terrible. Has a kind of ring to it doesn't it?

What's with you and apostrophe's Bob? Did you have a deprived childhood?

Heather

[Neville Briggs]

How did my little royal rhyme end up with this pseudo-monarchismo stuff .

[Bob Pacey]

Ask Kym , Heather she started it !

Oh is that where we started Neville so sorry!

Bob

[Heather]

Neville, sincere apologies. I think it was Robert The Terrible that stole your thread with his misuse of apostrophes. He'll have to go back to the corner I suppose - unless he grovels a WHOLE LOT!

Heather

[Bob Pacey]

It's all yours Nev


See ya


Bob

[Neville Briggs]

Just kidding folks I shouldn't have made a spelling mistake, that caused a distraction.


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