The Perfect Man

[Bob Pacey]

That fella anonymous has a lot to answer for.

THE PERFECT MAN

THE PERFECT MAN IS GENTLE
HE IS NEVER CRUEL OR MEAN
HIS SMILE IS OH SO BEAUTIFUL
HIS FACE SO SMOOTH AND CLEAN

THE PERFECT MAN LOVES CHILDREN
AND WILL RAISE THEM BY YOUR SIDE
ALWAYS THE PERFECT FATHER
AND GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE

THE PERFECT MAN LOVES COOKING
CLEANING HOUSE AND DUSTING TOO
HE WILL LEAVE THE TOILET LID DOWN
CLEAN THE SHOWER AND THE LOO.

THE PERFECT MAN IS FULL OF SWEETNESS
HE WRITES POETRY FROM YOUR NAME
HE IS A BEST FRIEND TO YOUR MOTHER
AND WILL KISS AWAY ALL PAIN

THIS MAN WILL NEVER MAKE YOU CRY
OR CAUSE YOU HURT IN ANY WAY
AH SHIT NOW I JUST REALISED
THE BLOODY PERFECT MAN IS

GAY !!!!

[Heather]

Oh Bobbo, I didn't see that one coming. Did you hear me laugh?

but what about this bit ALWAYS THE PERFECT FATHER
AND GOOD HUSBAND TO HIS BRIDE

I think your theory falls down there.

Heather

[Bob Pacey]

You should have heard me laughing when I read it first. The gay bit was spaced out onto the next page.

Like you I did not see the ending coming.

Bit of a quandry there with the lines but it can not be true ! Can it !

Bob

[Heather]

Bob I've moved your poem to Members' Poetry from chit chat. Got to use my moderator powers successfully - hey hey!

Heather

[Bob Pacey]

Is that ok ? I posted it in that area because it was not one of mine !

So long as you do not get into trouble with " You Know Who "


Bob

[Irene]

The Perfect man has all those charms,
and none does he conceal.
The perfect man, he haunts my dreams -
the only place he's real!!!

[Bob Pacey]

Well said Irene I do not think there are many perfect people out there but we can but strive to be a good as we can.

Oh I know it's 3.35 am in the morning and I'm on my third cup of coffee. Unlike Heather I can only afford International Roast so need a few to get the brain into action.

Bloody Royal wedding made the football so late finishing.

What Is The Meaning Of Life ?

I don't bloody know I just can't sleep.

What rhymes with tomatoes ?

Yarn Bob

[Maureen K Clifford]

vibratos - –noun, plural -tos. Music .
a pulsating effect, produced in singing by the rapid reiteration of emphasis on a tone, and on bowed instruments by a rapid change of pitch corresponding to the vocal tremolo.

Never for one minute was I thinking anything else

[Heather]

Robert, you can't sleep because you drink too much coffee! Doh!

International Roast huh? Guess I'll bringing my own Moccona then.

Heather

[Bob Pacey]

Maureen behave yourself anyway it's me who makes the funnies. Tables all set up, Daves here, Kyms stressing and I came home to have a rum and cola need to after meeting Dave!!!!

Should be a great night

Bob