Post your true-blue Aussie yarns here.
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william williams
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by william williams » Fri May 16, 2014 10:35 am
I'm dying I tell ya Dying

! doesn't anyone care anymore !

Now Bob

it would be darn lonely in the naughty corner by my self with out you
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r.magnay
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by r.magnay » Fri May 16, 2014 2:29 pm
...we are all dying Bob...just some of us are closer to being there than others!..

Ross
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Heather
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by Heather » Fri May 16, 2014 3:19 pm
Suck it up princess!

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warooa
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by warooa » Fri May 16, 2014 5:18 pm
Took the words right out of my mouth, Heather.
A teaspoon of cement is what you need, Pacey.
Marty
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Bob Pacey
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by Bob Pacey » Fri May 16, 2014 6:49 pm
Oh yeah it is ok for you lot it is Friday night so you try drinking Rum with tissues stuck up
ya nose.
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Heather
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by Heather » Fri May 16, 2014 9:16 pm
God forbid Marty - the cement would get in his moustache!

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Bob Pacey
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by Bob Pacey » Sat May 17, 2014 7:43 pm
oh come on I'm getting desperate, I have now rubbed Vicks on my feet which my daughter in law says will give me a good nights sleep ??????
Long way to get to my head but I'll try anything
Bob
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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william williams
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by william williams » Sat May 17, 2014 9:50 pm
Hey Marty

might give him a stiff upper lip
bill the old battler
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Bob Pacey
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by Bob Pacey » Sun May 18, 2014 7:41 am
I'm sticking tissues up my nose it's running like a stream
the stuff that's comin outa there looks like thickened cream.
I'm so full up with tablets that I rattle when I walk.
my throat is almost red raw and I can hardly bloody talk.
I cancelled out one booking for a birthday show last night
todays a fundraiser for cancer so I hope that I'll be right.
They say it slowly disappears but mate I'm telling you
there is nothing quite as drastic as a dose of
THE MAN FLU !
The purpose in life is to have fun.
After you grasp that everything else seems insignificant !!!
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Heather
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by Heather » Sun May 18, 2014 9:45 am
Waaay too much information Bob...
