the sex shop

[r.magnay]

...the shop front was small and dingy, the windows painted out to within about a foot of the top and no signs on them, above the door was a white sign with red writing,"ADULTS ONLY, NO-ONE UNDER 18 ALLOWED INSIDE".....He wore an overcoat, or more like a dust coat really, he had a small hat, the type you would expect to see a bookie wearing and even though the day was not that sunny , he wore a pair of sunglasses. As he pushed the door open a little bell on a spring above the door tinkled, it did the same again as the door closer returned it to the closed position behind him, he strolled to the counter to address the girl behind the counter. She was really a women thinking she was a girl! She was reasonably tall with wiry blonde hair, except the parts closest to her head were actually grey, she wore a short skirt and long boots, you know the sort, the ones that reach up past the knees, her top was low cut and revealing, however, he wasn't that keen on what it revealed, she had big gold hoops in her ears and it looked like the weight of them had stretched her ear lobes, I suspect it was time rather than the earings that had done that.
"Do you have anything about nine inches long, two inches thick and made of wax?" he enquired, "Yeah we have a few of those." came the reply, "Well you had better light one." said the man, "I have come to turn off your power!"

[Maureen K Clifford]

Hot story

[Neville Briggs]

I don't get it. ......

[Bob Pacey]

Well Neville see this bloke went into the sex shop, Oh on second thoughts forget it !!!!!






Robere

[Dave Smith]

[croc]

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You can't expect them to understand old mate, they have probably never been in a sex shop.

...c

[william williams]

what where are they croc

[Bob Pacey]

Bill they are those shops that sell things you know funny things !!!


The one's you are thinking about are called brothels.



Bob