modern technology

[william williams]

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law recently when I asked if I
could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' me son said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here,dad you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you! that bloody fly never knew what hit it...

bill the old battler back in town

[Neville Briggs]

you won't know what's hit you Bill, if you go breaking someone's Ipad.

[Rimeriter]

ipad -

too bad.

Dead fly

wouldn't cry.

Summers dread

kill 'em dead.

ipad's dead

young ones dread.

"onya" Bill

a laugh to kill.

Jim.

[Dave Smith]

I wonder what the outback dunny would look like with squares of cut up ipad hanging on a nail.

TTFN

[william williams]

yeh Well you might be right Dave It may sing to you. There's a Red Back on the Toilet seat. or it may sing that old Elvis song
Love me tender love me sweet (and please don't hit the toilet seat )

Bill the old battler

[keats]

Was that you who emailed me that joke twenty times, Bill?

Neil

[william williams]

nah weren't me mind you Bill is a common name

bill w