Dave's day

[Bob Pacey]

Dave have you ever posted the Artie Chokes yarn you probably told all the way up the Queensland Coast ? Would be a good one for the site.

Cheers Bob

Day is almost over for another year mate hope it went well.

[David J Delaney]

well! what more can I say.......................................

A Happy Birthday sonnet for Dave.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
I think I'd better not because you'll say
'You silly cow, you know I hate the heat.
It makes me cross and grumpy, and I'll beat
The living daylights out of those who sigh
And dream beneath a cloudless summer sky.'
How sad for you, the Aussie eye of heaven
Shines hot and hellish from around eleven.
By three o-clock you're panting in the heat.
This blood summer really has you beat.
Oh what the heck, no matter what you say.
Let's have a drink and celebrate YOUR day.
So long as you can breathe and I can see.
So long we'll share this muse called poetry.


Alison Cassidy

[Dave Smith]

Goodonya David J

[warooa]

Yeah, Bob . . we got "Artie the Hitman" too . . . told by a lesser credentialed bullshi...oop..yarn spinner and the punchline may have been predictable. Have Yarnz, will travel, ay?

Hope ya had a good day, Dave and not too many scotch and waters.

Marty

[Dave Smith]

Goodonya Mates, I think I might change me birthday to today I wound up in Bed with a tummy bug, so gunna have tea with the kids today.

I’ve gone and caught a tummy bug and really It’s the
PITS
The one that gets down in ya gut and gives you the screaming
SHIVERS
I’m vibrating so much I think I might shake me-self to
BITS
If I don’t get over this soon it’s gunna get into me
LIVERS

Hey Marty tell Lily and Meg I loved the colour message

TTFN

[Heather]

Aaaah, poor Dave. You take care youngster.

Heather

[Bob Pacey]

I know another word that rhymes with pits and bits Dave.


You could have said Hits


Bob

[Heather]

Robert, that's just silly. Why would he say hits?

[Bob Pacey]

Well I'm in enough trouble at the moment and if I had said moderated I probably would have got moderatored.



Blob

[Dave Smith]

That could have made me blush Thanks Moderator.

TTFN