state of origin

[Heather]

So, I'm guessing that the game is over because you have all resurfaced...

[Bob Pacey]

Got a poem to write for the radio tomorrow gonna be hard so easy when you win.

How is this

The rum I brought to celebrate is still sitting on the ice
The chips have gone all soggy and me nuts ain't very nice.


it is a start anyway.

Bob Sob Sob Bloody roaches what a team of grubs.


Bob

[David J Delaney]

Maaaattee!!..it's only one game, just means no whitewash, we've still got 6 wins in the bag mate, big Mal will come out firing now, you just watch eh!

[mummsie]

BOB BOB DONT CRY DONT SOB
IT'S JUST A FOOTY GAME
GO DRY THOSE TEARS
ACCEPT THOSE JEERS
THERE'S MORE FROM WHERE THAT CAME


GO THE BLUES
SUE

[Bob Pacey]

State Of Origin Two

I woke up late this morning
found that last rum I didn't drink
I walked slowly to the kitchen
and then I tipped it down the sink.

I couldn't sleep a bloody wink
I got up six times to have a spew
Every time I closed me eyes
All I could see was bloody blue.

That full tissue box is empty
And the cat inside won't come
And I haven't seen me cattle dog for ages
Well not since I kicked him up the bum.

We had the Blues at half time
We were playing like a team possessed
But we just could not handle Gallen
Or that bloody bloke they call the pest.

I have to go to work today
To face those grinning cocky Blues
I wish the win had been reversed
And I was in their shoes.

We left our run a little bit too late
And we just ran out of time
But we will rally once again
For this mountain we can climb.

Yeah let them celebrate their victory
Though it’s such a crying sin
Five years they’ve had to sweat and toil
For the odd solitary win.

But we are Queenslander warriors
And I’ll tell you this my son
We may have lost one battle
But the war can still be won.

Once again you’ll see the passion
as we slowly turn the tide
and the Blues will shake and quiver
but there is nowhere they can hide.

Cause the next game’s on at Lang park
And you Blues will feel the pain
Of near fifty thousand screaming Queenslanders
Going off their brain.

So take your win you roaches
Though you may think you’re victory bound
You now have to face the Canetoad Warriors
On Lang Parks hallowed ground.

Queenslander

Posted in Members Poetry As Well

[Peely]

G'day Bob

Five years they’ve had to sweat and toil
To get one solitary win.

You might want to check the stats on that one Bob. Tonight's win was NSW's fifth in the last six years. Last year's series was the only one in that time won by QLD 3-0. Checking the stats, NSW's losing streak was 4 games total before tonight's win.

I will give you QLDers credit though. The last time that the third game was a decider was 2006, so it could be argued that three out of five of NSW's wins in that time were only a consolation.

Game three should be a good test of the spirit of both teams.

Regards


John Peel

[Dave Smith]

Mummsie said

BOB BOB DONT CRY DONT SOB
IT'S JUST A FOOTY GAME

Could only be said by a girl A.

TTFN

[Stephen Whiteside]

What's wrong with your nuts, Bob?

[Bob Pacey]

Changed that Stephen it looked a bit rude and eventually Heather Margaret the purple Moderator will read it and then . You guessed it Naughty cornor.


Back to work a full shift today about 15 vans coming in for the winter. Hey did I tell everyone about the holiday comp at the park. Click on our Facebook site like and share the link and go in the draw.

Ps then you get to meet BOB in person what a treat.


Can not get used to Stephen can I call you Steve ?


Bob

[Heather]

WRONG again Bobbo! But you might be getting closer - Margaret is my sister's middle name!!

Maybe if you didn't drink so much rum you might play better footy Bob? Just a thought.

Heather